Novel - 230 pages
Thirteen Bones is just the kind of book that Douglas Adams and Robert Louis Stevenson would collaborate on after getting completely sloshed on rum in a bar frequented by pirates, perhaps in Port Royal (before it sank of course).
A fierce battle rages between two pirate captains. In the midst of the fight a one-eyed girl is wounded and thrown overboard, but she survives. Rescued by pirate Captain Miserablesod, the girl learns to sail and fight, and starts a new life with a new name - Miss Blimey.
Not everything goes to plan however, and before she can take her rightful place as second in command on Miserablesod’s ship she is betrayed and left for dead....